October 7, 2010, the 9th anniversary of the start of the Afghanistan War, is
International Kill Osama bin Laden Day!
a Labrador, for all we know. Here's how he'd look in disguise.
(Hey, he has to blend in with the Haqqanis!)
To all our readers in Pakistan and Afghanistan
and Yemen and beyond, we urge you to rise up, find
Osama bin Laden and kill him on October 7, 2010, the 9th
anniversary of the beginning of the Afghanistan War. Let's
declare it International Kill Osama bin Laden Day!
Now, we can't promise you 72 virgins as a reward for doing
the deed, but we're sure the U.S. government will have a little
something for you if you get it done!
Where ever he is, there's one thing we know for sure: there are
factions and bitter disagreements among the inner circle
that is hiding and protecting bin Laden. There always are splits
between allies. And that can be exploited.
Anyway, here's a picture of the culprit (above). He's
probably trotting around the Bajour agency in the FATAs
or is being protected by the Haqqanis in one of the
Waziristans. Go get 'im!
-- Paul Iorio